dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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