Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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