how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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