The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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