the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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