i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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