Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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