Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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