So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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