So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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