we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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