The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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