I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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