ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
smell my finger.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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