South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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