Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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