you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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