She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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