Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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