sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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