I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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