Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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