I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Your cock deserves a montage
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
