STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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