i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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