bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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