in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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