Someone shit on the floor
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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