Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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