Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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