please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
cat food counts as protein by the way
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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