I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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