I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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