Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
