I am puke
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She needs sedatives and a leash
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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