His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You were trust falling into bushes
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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