K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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