She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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