i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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