super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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