i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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