Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i love accidental penises.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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