: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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