xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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