She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he shaved USA in his pubs
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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