My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
