yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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