id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
