Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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