Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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